Juggalo Vs. Friend (Homie ish a juggalo)
Friend: Calls your parents "Mr." or "Mrs."
Jugga: calls your parents "Mom" or "Dad"
Friend:Has neva seen ya cry.
Jugga: Has the best shoulder to cry on.
Friend:Asks ya for your numba.
Jugga: Asks you for their numba.
Friend: Will leave ya hangin for a crowd.
Jugga: ALWAYS has your back.
Friend:Runs for help ina fight.
Jugga:Jumps into the fight to help.
Friend:Will bale yor stale ass outta jail.
Jugga: Will be sittin' right next to ya sayin "That was fuckin awesome!"
Friend: Will help ya move out of a house.
Jugga: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.
Friend: Bums ya a cigarette.
Jugga: Bums ya his last pack.
Friend: Is there when you need em.
Jugga: Is there even when ya don't need em.
Friend: Gets drunk and pukes all over your carpet.
Jugga: feels worse then you do bout pukin on your carpet in the morning.
Friend: Hides ya from the cops.
Jugga: Probley the reason why the cops are after you in the first place.
Friend:Lets you make an ass of yourself in public.
Jugga: Is up there with you making an ass out of themselves too.
Friend: Likes ya cause you always doing stupid shit.
Jugga: Loves ya even though you do stupid shit.
Friend: Is shocked to find out you are actually gay.
Jugga: Already knew but could really care less.
Friend: Doesn't tell anyone if you killed the guy
who tried to kill you.
Jugga: Helped you kill that asshole.
Friend: Comes with you to your mom's funeral.
Jugga: Cries with you at your mom's funeral.
Friend: Tells you when his parents don't want him hangin out with you anymore.
Jugga: Laughs in his parent's faces for sayin that.
Friends: Fade.
Juggas: ARE FOREVA!