Birth Name: Joseph Bruce
Hair: Brown (natural), varies (dirty blonde,red, etc...)
Eyes: Green
Height: 6'2*
Weight: 265 lbs*
Date Of Birth: 4/27/7* , age 26
Aliases: 3D, Big Baby Sweets, Dead Body Man, Harry Wayne Plubber, Hector Hatchet, J, Jay, Jitty Pants, Diamond Donavon Douglas, Mr. Rotten Treats, The Maker Of Love, Violent J, Violent Jay, etc...
Position at Psychopathic Records: Co-founder of Psychopathic Records. Member of ICP and Dark Lotus.
Psychological Evaluation: Highly unstable. Prone to panic attacks, and exhibits irrational behavior.
Wrestling Bio: J started wrestling on some independent shows around Detroit when he was 18, but he sucked at it. He had to lie and tell them that he was trained at a wrestling school down in Texas so they would let him wrestle but really he trained his damn self. J and Shaggy and his brother (John) were some back yard wrestling ninjas. J's first match was at Azteca Hall in Southwest Detroit against a ninja named Irish Mickey Doyle. J's wrestling name at the time was Corporal Daniels. J wore army shit to the ring cause his brother would always send him that shit to him for free. He was still in the Army and Army boots were easier to find than wrestling boots. So J was an Army, wrestler, ninja guy. J Wrestled Al Snow on a show once and the news paper gave it a 4 star match. J still has the clipping. Now Al Snow is a big WWF star and shit. Violent J also wresled in the NAW as Hector Hatchet. J has wrestled in the ECW, WWF,WCW, and JCW as well as in Detroit's own Hellfire Wrestling.
Best Known For: Being a member of the rap group, ICP. Wrestling in WWF and WCW.
Biggest Trill in Life: "Wrestling Giant Gorillas. I like to sneak in the Zoo late at night and into the Ape cage. Then I sneak up on a sleeping gorilla and slap its face until it gets pissed. Then I just wrestle it. Sometimes it's homies jump in. They kick my ass everytime. One time I had one in a headlock and it bit me...gorillas don't play...And of course my other biggest thrill of randomly killing people."
What I Look For in a Girl: "Very, Very droopy titties. The droopier the better. So droopy that she can tie them in a knot and jump rope with them. So droopy, she can stick some hooks on her nipples and fish with them bitches. So droopy, she can lay in bed with me and still cook me dinner in the kitchen with her titties. So long and droopy she can slap you from across the room with them suckers."
J's Dream is: "To finally pin one of them fucking' Gorillas at the zoo...1-2-3 done"
Birth Name: Joseph W. Utsler
Hair: Dark Brown (natural), varies (shaved, red, etc...)
Eyes: Blue
Height: 6'0*
Weight: 190 lbs*
Date Of Birth: 10/13/75* , age 24
Aliases: 2 Dope, Dopey, Gweedo, Gweedy, Full Clip, Handsome Harley Gwestella, Larry Lang Lippelnip, Sewar Dwella, Shaggy Dope, Shaggy 2 Dope, Shaggy, Shaggs, Shag, Stanky Twickle Puss, Stretchnuts, Sweet Candy Nuts, Sugar Bear etc....
Position at Psychopathic Records: Co-founder of Psychopathic Records. Member of ICP and Dark Lotus.
Psychological Evaluation: Considered the more sane of the two members of ICP, but to call him mentally stable would be a bit of a stretch.
Wrestling Bio: Wrestled in the NAW as Sewar Dwella. Has also wrestled in the ECW, WWF,WCW, and JCW as well as in Detroit's own Hellfire Wrestling.
Best Known For: Being a member of the rap group, Insane Clown Posse. Wrestling in WWF and WCW.
Biggest Trill in Life: "Laying naked on top of my neighbor's roof really early in the morning. I like to pretend like I'm swimming underwater in slow motion and shit. I lay up there as long as I can or until the police come."
What Shaggy Looks For in a Girl: "A hunchback. Like that one old movie "The Hunchback of Notre Dame", only it'd be a chick. I could sit on her hunch and maybe ride her through the mall. I could hook some kickers up to her butt and bounce that bitch. If her hump is big enough, maybe I could hide things in it, like a Faygo. That'd be the bomb diggity. If you got a hunchback and you're a chick, look me up."
Shaggys' Dream is to: "To one day have everybody stand on one side of the world and flip it upside down."
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